Are you related to the Fyre Festival in anyway?
If by related you mean if we've seen the Netflix documentary then yes.
However, if by related you mean if we know Billy McFarland, CEO of Fyre Media Inc, and rapper Ja Rule, who may or may not have swindled people of millions of dollars, then no, we are not related.
Why would you create an app for EDM music festivals that has the word "Fyre" in it?
Why would anyone name her daughter Karen? Because not all Karen's are absolute d**ks. Plus it's a nice name.
Also, as a bonus it makes for such great puns like "FyreNation for REAL festivals" and so many others.
Now seriously, are you going to take my money and run away?
We could say no, but what's the fun in that?
But really, no. We will introduce an ad banner when we officially launch, except for Private Beta users, and will try to convince users to give us a few bucks to take that ad banner away, but apart from that the app is free for you to use.
I can't find a festival I love, what's up with that?
We tried to find as many EDM festivals as possible around the world and we may have missed it.
We will severely punish everyone in the festival hunting department in a Game of Thrones kind of way, making them go through town naked (or as a minimum in speedos), while a nun has a go at a bell and shouts "Shame, shame, shame".
Then we'll ask you to reach out to us via any of our social media thingies and let us know.
We'll give you a shout out and send you a picture of said punishment to confirm we take these things seriously.
I can't find an artist I love, what's up with that?
Please see "I can't find a festival I love, what's up with that?".
I mean, we could copy paste the answer here but my supervisor doesn't let me because "copy is king" and "I told you twice not to leave the coffee mugs unwashed"...
I know of a live stream that you don't have listed, you suck!
Well... good for you.
You can either share the great news and we'll add it to our list of live streams, OR... you could watch it alone, knowing that only you and a few other mystical beings with amazing web searching powers, knew about the live stream while you're laughing away like a mad person MUA HA HA...
If you do decide to share the great news we will give you a shout out and a few points to see if you can top the charts of our Live Stream Hunting Board.